Sheriff Mattingly

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Vitals
Full Name: ??? Mattingly

Age: Late 40's

Height: ?'?"

Weight: ??? lbs.

Background
Sheriff Mattingly is all mustache. His "Einstein" Mustache obscures his mouth when he speaks. He suffers from male pattern baldness—that he attempts to hide with a stringy comb over. His nose is about 3/4 of a figure 8. He has a very prominent cleft in his chin.

Mattingly hates Dwight Z. He blames him for starting the Alt-Country genre and defiling country music. He also blames Dwight's liberal songs and message for his wife leaving him. Mattingly's only goal in life is to put Dwight Z behind bars.